lmd.

shitthatsirisays:

SOURCE

new favorite tumblr of the day.

thecatscan:

Sherbert - our lovely calico, 12 years old.

(submitted by Mary)

the fat ones are the funniest.

noonemanshouldhaveallthatflour:

Chorus: Do you realize that you ate a whole chocolate cake last night?

Yes I did

I baked it myself and ate it at my crib

Just a lil somethin, show you how I live

Everybody want some but it ain’t for them

Mmmm Mmmm it’s my shit

But if you gonna eat it, eat it just like this

Chorus: Do…

no explanation necessary.

corgiaddict:

Miss Ed in her business attire

-submitted by Ed’s silly hooooman

Like a boss…. 

it’s a dog in a tie, it’s a dog in a tie, it’s a dog in a tie.

love, love, love.

(Source: ilovecharts)

thingsorganizedneatly:

SUBMISSION: preparations for Apple and Leek Soup with Smoked Cheddar

need that recipe. sounds deeelish.

(via mainenmasonjars)

Semmi: But where in New York can one find a woman with grace, elegance, taste and culture? A woman suitable for a king. 

Prince Akeem, Semmi: Queens! 

(Source: ilovecharts)

they should have put this infographic in the credits of “the social network.”

(Source: ilovecharts)

petecampbellsbitchface:

4.11 - “Chinese Wall”

(submitted by bgls; thank you!)

ooo…that’s a good one. :)