lmd.

catsthatlooklikeronswanson:

“The key to burning an ex-wife effigy is to dip it in paraffin wax and then toss the flaming bottle of isopropyl alcohol from a safe distance. Do not stand too close when you light an ex-wife effigy.”

sad, but true: the moment i heard this quote on last week’s parks & rec, my first thought was “i wonder what cat will portray ron swanson when this inevitably makes it onto ‘cats that look like ron swanson’?”