lmd.

monodialogue:

Corgi walks into a bar and asks for a drink.

Bartender tells the Corgi, “Sure, it’ll be $2.”

Corgi says, “I’m sorry, I can’t pay that.”

Bartender asks, “What kind of Corgi can’t even pay for his own drink?”

Corgi replies, “PemBROKE”.

rrrrrimshot!