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“ If women didn’t beat themselves up over their desire for something more than a subpar relationship, there would be a lot fewer women complaining about their love lives—and their lives in general. Settling, ladies, is never better than being alone.
— Shit, I can’t believe I just posted a JA quote, but as far as I’m concerned, she hit the nail on the head. 
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tumblrfail:

kelly
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‘Wall-E’: An Homage to Mr. Jobs

Well, duh.
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dazzlingdelta:

fek:

Presented with little comment: a culinary adventure, in Suburbia, the spoils of which lie before us.

 oh man….so good

I’m going through Chick-Fil-A withdrawal, by living in this city. All I want right now is a toasted chicken salad sandwich and a tall glass of sweet tea. And waffle fries! Can’t forget about the waffle fries….

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This is the funniest thing I’ve read all day.
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Watermelon-Tomato Gazpacho

(This sounds so weird, it’s good. I think I’ll have to make it soon.)

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my job, in a nutshell.

(found here.)

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Did you know?

Coldplay holds at #1 on Billboard’s album chart for the second week with Viva La Vida Or Death And All His Friends. But the big news is that, in just two weeks, Viva La Vida has sold more downloads than any album in digital history. The old record was held by John Mayer’s Continuum. Viva La Vida sold 66,000 downloads this week, bringing its two-week total to 354,000. Continuum has sold 353,000 downloads since its release in September 2006.

(via Yahoo!)

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“ When something’s both good and bad, people say it’s “a double-edged sword.” I think that’s ridiculous. A double-edged sword is always a good thing. You can do twice the damage with it.
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Creed Thoughts (via peterwknox)

“Creed Thoughts” = the best viral marketing tool NBC has come up with to date.

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Ok, this is not a commercial for BlackBerry or anything...

But you have to admit - the man IS witty.

“Notepad Feature - The Lyricist’s Companion – If you hear about me out and about somewhere tied to my BlackBerry, don’t assume I’m texting with someone. Odds are I’m typing song lyrics in the notepad. Each song idea gets a separate note and I can file them accordingly as they enter my incredibly powerful brain.”

(Side note: My father just sent me this link. I think he’s stalking JM on my behalf now — nothing wrong with a little parental guidance in obtaining a son-in-law.)

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